Following the lead of Kellogg's Food Corporation who recently withdrew their endorsement of Michael Phelps, the United State's Government is withdrawing its support for President Barack Obama. After the election, the above photograph of President Obama smoking a cigarette like a joint surfaced in Time Magazine. The White House Press Corpse were informed today that the U.S. Government does not condone Marijuana use and would be withdrawing their support for the President. When reached for comment President Obama said it was "a lot of bullshit" and that in typical fashion "an African American father who toiled endlessly to obtain the worst service job in the country was being fired because he didn't 'project family values'."
Thursday, February 12, 2009
America Withdraws Endorsement of Barack Obama
Following the lead of Kellogg's Food Corporation who recently withdrew their endorsement of Michael Phelps, the United State's Government is withdrawing its support for President Barack Obama. After the election, the above photograph of President Obama smoking a cigarette like a joint surfaced in Time Magazine. The White House Press Corpse were informed today that the U.S. Government does not condone Marijuana use and would be withdrawing their support for the President. When reached for comment President Obama said it was "a lot of bullshit" and that in typical fashion "an African American father who toiled endlessly to obtain the worst service job in the country was being fired because he didn't 'project family values'."
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