Monday, April 27, 2009

THE CROTCH GRAB HEARD AROUND THE WORLD



Ben Gordon has officially revealed the man behind the quiet, soft-spoken mask. After hitting a dagger to tie up Game 4 against the Celtics, Gordan showed what he has got and what everybody in Boston used to have: swag. Due to the NBA's constant conflict with the players the bring into the league and the way they want the league to look (for every Shane Battier and Luke Walton there are ten Zach Randolphs), clips of B Gord's true swagger were not replayed during the game's original broadcast. Fuck that. Ben Gordon was doing what any kid from Mt. Vernon, New York would do if they hit an essentially seires tying shot aginst the defending world champs.